I got a new colon

Yesterday my old colon exploded because of extreme ferting. At about 5A.M. my brother told me I could have his colon. The surgery went well and I left the hospital. Ever since I got my colon I've been celebrating with orang juice and Bushes baked beans.

I got a new fert

Every time I fert I get high. But with this fert other people get high

En la clase de espanol

I really hate Spanish class its stupid so is the teacher

Farts are drugs.

Every time I fart I get "high" off of them

Osama Bin Dickhead

http://boingboing.net/2011/05/01/obamastatement.html go to this link to see the osama bin dickhead photo